Lumber River . A favorite quote about the Lumber River appeared in John Charles McNeill's Argus “writing about the Lumber River , to a man who has spent his summers in dalliance with her, is like writing about his sweetheart. She is coquettish, as subject to change, as teasing as any girl that goes; and no human angel ever possessed more variable hues and tints and shadows in her misty eyes than this unconscious flirt.”